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ThinkJerm Flash of the Month for: September

This TJ Flash of the Month was brought to my attention by faithful viewer Ali Sharifzadeh. I call it: Gonad's and Strife

ThinkJerm Joke of the Month for: September

This TJ Joke of the Month sent in by faithful viewer Lauren Jennings. Don't forget to send in your own jokes for future Jokes of the Week.

One day, three traveling salesmen were checking into a hotel for the night. The hotel manager told them that he only had one room available, and it had a king size bed. Since there were no other hotels around, the three traveling salesmen decided to split the cost and share the room. When they got to their room, neither of them wanted to sleep on the floor, so they decided to share the bed as well.

When they woke up the next morning, the guy on the left said, "I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that someone was fondeling my penis all night." The guy on the right said, "That's odd... I dreamt that someone was playing with me all night too." Then, the guy in the middle said, "Funny, I dreamt i was skiing."

Previous Jokes of the Week can be found at ThinkJerm:Jokes

ThinkJerm Movie of the Month:

Ever looked at the front page of the paper and thought how much Bush looks like a monkey? Well, for a 280k Quicktime download, you can find out. View movie.

ThinkJerm Game of the Month:

If you think the best part about receiving a package is the bubble wrap material that you get to play with, then Virtual Bubble Wrap is for you! That's right ladies and gents: now you can punch the bubbles out from the comfort of your own computer. Try it!

Bonus Game of the Week: Have a "burning" question that the forums can't help you with? Have you tried complex computer programs or expensive psychologists? This flash doohicky will solve all your problems! Try the Magic Pepper!

Special Note: ThinkJerm defines the term "month" as "approximently whenever I feel like it."

ThinkJerm:Features

Are they all funny? Not really, most of them suck. Are there a lot of them? Yeah. Are any of them good? Check out my collection of one liner's, political humor, and jokes made by ThinkJerm guests. ThinkJerm Forums: Have you been paying attention lately? Point your mouse over in this direction and see what people are saying. Why stay at my site when you can see everyone else's. Link to many popular locations like JIAP, KAT (my affiliates), and others (that are not so famous). Whether you enjoy TJ or not, visit these others just to be polite. Interested in politics? Well, since I am, I've collected a great collection of satire that is guaranteed to keep you entertained. Click on Republicans Suck to enter Wanna see some cool pictures? Check out my photo album for frequent uploads of fun pics.

Ayala StarCraft Ladder Competition (ALC) and much much more, at the ThinkJerm gaming headquarters. Also, plenty of useful resources and ideas in here. Start fragging, clicking, or strategizing your way into ThinkJerm:Gaming. Computing. It's the future. Fortunately I jumped onto the bandwagon back in 7th grade and have been addicted since. Yeah there's a lot to talk about when it comes to our little time saving, game playing, music listening, (and cookie compatible), machines. What computer should I choose for college? That good ol' Mac vs. PC competition continues within... Stuff. This is like that place in the back of most grocery stores where you can find useless items that rarely sell. Translation: anonymous goodies that always attract people like me, but are often ignored by others. So check it out and you might find something new and interesting. ThinkStuff! What is the final frontier? The ThinkJerm StarTrek page! Check for news about StarTrek X and the new TV show, Enterprise. Beam up!